I originally started out just planning to try and put an unusual/rarely used car in the top 100, I initially set a time in a bonkers FE Corvette as a bit of a joke + yardstick, upon seeing it was at #229 I thought ‘This car is ridiculous and it’s ended up that high, so I wonder what a more conventional but still unlikely car can do?’
The '09 Corvette was my next car and straightaway the time I did with it (dirty) would have put it comfortably in the top 100, and from there it started, first it was 24 cars, then it ballooned to 34, and I added 6 more today to make a total of 40 cars tested.
Looked like it was going to be very fitting considering the series we’re in that 2 Italian cars would finish top, the Gallardo + Huracan, but a personal Midnight Club 3 legend had other ideas, the Saleen S7 then went and knocked nearly 4 seconds off the Gallardo and it held on to that lead right through the test…
Until in extremely video game fashion the 40th and final car that was on the list from the very start but had to wait until last for it’s turn went and had a run, the Griffith stole top spot at the very end, irritating me as I was looking forward to finishing 2 hours earlier.
But as a consolation prize for the series we’re in the Griffith does have the Lambo V10 engine swap, so there’s some form of win for Italy here.
Updated 23/8/23
5 new cars added to list + another Griffith tune
I’ve laid it out as (car-tuner-time-position it would be on the board if that was my final time)
Final results…
- Saleen S1 (UnworthyPleb) - 17:59.563 (#15)
Aventador J (UnworthyPleb) - 18:00.466 (#17)
TVR Griffith (UnworthyPleb) - 18:01.098 (#17)
Koenigsegg CC8S (UnworthyPleb) - 18:03.092 (#18)
5 TVR Griffith (TheDannny) - 18:04.451 (#24)
McLaren F1 (UnworthyPleb) - 18:04.718 (#24)
Saleen S7 (TheDannny) - 18:06.386 (#27)
Gallardo 570-4 Superleggera (KapienPL) - 18:10.274 (#32)
Ferrari F50 (UnworthyPleb) - 18:11.851 (#32)
10 Huracan LP 610-4 (KapienPL) - 18:13.393 (#34)
Lynk & Co 03+ (Rocklxd) - 18:14.630 (#35)
Lotus Emira (TheDannny) - 18:16.858 (#38)
Lambo Sian (KapienPL) - 18:17.164 (#38)
Mercedes SL65 Black (KapienPL) - 18:17.707 (#41)
15 Lexus LFA (TheDannny) - 18:17.982 (#42)
Mercedes GT Black (UnworthyPleb) - 18:20.126 (#49)
Camaro Exorcist (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:22.822 (#58)
HW 2JetZ (Rocklxd) - 18:23.003 (#59)
Mazda RX-7 '97 (KapienPL) - 18:26.608 (#71)
20 Porsche 918 (KapienPL) - 18:27.116 (#73)
Camaro ZL1 1LE (KapienPL) - 18:27.936 (#77)
Altimaniac (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:28.543 (#78)
Zenvo TSR-S (KapienPL) - 18:28.619 (#79)
Corvette '09 (KapienPL) - 18:29.001 (#82)
25 Lambo SC20 (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:29.276 (#82)
911 GT2 RS '18 (KapienPL) - 18:31.937 (#95)
TVR Sagaris (gultdep) - 18:32.014 (#96)
Porsche 718 Cayman GTS (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:32.131 (#96)
599 GTO (DzevoX) - 18:32.256 (#96)
30 Lexus RC F Track Edition (Zookiwi) - 18:33.081 (#97)
Toyota GR86 (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:34.257 (#106)
Ferrari Roma (BouncierRaptor) - 18:34.590 (#109)
Huracan Tecnica (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:36.026 (#116)
BMW M8 Competition Couple (TheGillesMuller) - 18:36.344 (#116)
35 911 Carrera S '19 (TonyKartRcr) - 18:39.221 (#140)
Ford Mustang '00 (CashlessPlains8) - 18:39.554 (#140)
AM Vantage GT12 (KapienPL) - 18:39.945 (#143)
Ferrari Portofino (djxm189) - 18:40.431 (#144)
ID Zerouno (TheGillesMuller) - 18:43.783 (#168)
40 Mustang Mach-E (Mustuff124) - 18:45.694 (#178)
911 GW (TheGr8Lebowski) - 18:49.164 (#204)
Forsberg Datsun 280Z (TheGillesMuller) - 18:51.432 (#221)
Corvette FE (KapienPL) - 18:52.816 (#230)
Huracan Performante (TonyKartRcr) (rally tires) - 19:01.818 (#309)
HSV Maloo (XGR3X) - 19.02:861 (#327)
46 Volvo 242 (CashlessPlains8) - 19:06.331 (#354)
Biggest surprises
Saleen S7 - Can’t remember ever seeing anyone use this, very stable and honestly could have taken top spot if I’d been more aggressive on it’s clean run.
Lambo Sian - So stable, I think I could comfortably do similar times consistently with it, solid on both road + the dirt.
HW 2JetZ - Originally put this on as a bit of a joke car, bit wonky on tarmac but sailed through the dirt sections, easy to control + handled the bumpy Montana + Baja California sections beautifully.
Mustang Mach-E - Yes it’s this, a very infamous + mostly despised car on our forum, thought it was a dead cert to finish bottom of the list which is why I put it on, a top speed of 174.8mph but it’s handling made up the time, the final tarmac section felt like another 36.5 miles on it’s own though in this.
Biggest Disappointments
HSV Maloo - Terrible, understeery, stiff rubbish, if by any chance you read this XGR3X sorry mate but it looks like you didn’t do any actual tuning to this at all, wasn’t expecting the world but considering the terrain Utes traverse in Australia this was awful everywhere, the decent straight line speed is pointless when it corners more like one of Oz’s road trains.
ID Zerouno - Possibly my own fault this but just gutless, not a terrible drive on tarmac but fell apart on the bumps of Montana, straight line oomph poor as well, really wanted this to do well but it simply failed.
AM Vantage GT12 - Memorable because of how forgettable it was, just…meh, FE Corvette may have been much slower but at least I had fun with it, this was probably the one and only car where I was truly bored while driving it, very slow considering it’s power to weight ratio.
Only ones I’d say absolutely avoid are these 3 above (and luckily I can’t inflict my rubbish Zerouno on anyone as it isn’t shared), everything else you could get some enjoyment out of and it will be viable somewhere, many of Lebowski’s cars here are more for CC than Dirt for example, and that crazy FE Corvette managed a #167 on El Descenso.
I did plan on doing some other cars but the AM DB11 + One-77 don’t go to the full 900 with Offroad tires and weirdly many of the FE cars don’t even have access to them.
Anyway I hope both forum members + lurkers alike will appreciate this and perhaps from it discover themselves a new, very good and alternative car for S1 Dirt/CC, either for driving with these tunes or for trying to make their own interpretation by tuning it themselves.
I enjoyed doing it immensely but I really don’t want to see you again for a long time Gauntlet, goodbye.