1067 hours driven, 120k tune downloads. this is the only game I play, and I’m very good at it.
but idk what to say. this ain’t it. hard pass. I was actually happy yesterday because we haven’t had any new content in so long. even thru the ridiculous double-update after “launch” I was excited.
but 10 hours of hot wheels made me question the entire 10 months I just dedicated to Forza 5. it makes the fh4 Lego expansion feel real, in retrospect.
this doesn’t even feel like the same game. they had to literally change the way it works to make it playable, i.e. the tilt-o-meter, changed steering angles, new steering assists, nauseating faux-physics screen spinning. plus the recent physics change to the Mexico map… why?
lol at the easy progression prizes vs. the way they rolled out the cars as series 9 wheelspins to keep us occupied in the absence of decent content.
the orange track is hard to look at… imagine it with real roads instead. there’s almost nothing to this beautiful map. it’s just scenery that you watch fly by while you’re stuck on these stupid tracks. barely any explorable offroad map, no actual offroad races, dumb simulated track textures… the speed boosters, and all other manner of fakeness. and you can just ride the rails like bumper-bowling ll the way to victory. I won every race on unbeatable barely paying attention.
the 2-D thumbnail map doesn’t make any sense now with the vertical aspect of the track. so get ready to totally relearn your hand-eye coordination.
the glitches are already ridiculous. I had to reclaim ALL of my manufacturer bonuses TWICE already.
and every single new car I’ve driven is unimpressive. the new venom is like a car-pass afterthought. the Jesko speed adjustment makes no sense now. the hot wheels cars are either garbage or boring meta-mobiles, just more Bone Shakers for casual players to ram you with.
I told a friend a few weeks ago, I like horizon because it’s a serious driving sim that doesn’t take itself too seriously. but this is too much. a total departure from the base-realism that made this game interesting. at least to me.
if I wanted hot wheels, I would have bought the hot wheels game that just came out. this absolutely killed the already dying momentum of Forza 5, it should have been the second expansion, but I guess they were hoping it would save the game. they chose to engage 14 year olds for a few days, rather than pay attention to the people who basically live in the game.
please give us something more like fortune island next time, an actual expansion of the game I play and enjoy.
- GEI$T