Now I’ll be honest I wasn’t really that pumped for the expansion in the first place. Even I found it odd I was super impatient and largely apathetic to the nearing date of the Expansion but to be fair even as boring as FH5 is I can still find some enjoyment in the map and cruising around and such.
But considering Forza Horizon largely had a very strict release schedule that was insanely broken my interest for what the expansion was going to be was piqued. Normally Horizon games release their first DLC strictly in the middle of December, usually on the 16th. So, considering even right now, nearing the middle of June I really was curious what was taking them so long with the expansion.
No way it could’ve been PGG ripping themselves off yet AGAIN right? Six months is a long time to wait, and big things in gaming take time. What could we get? Something entirely new right? Not another “bad weather island” expansion, right? Not another lazy, childish collaboration, right? RIGHT?
Well, in my ever declining respect for PGG, they really expected us to sit aside and wait six months, only to just completely rip-off their own product and make another Hot Wheels expansion. Talk about lazy, at least Fortune Island had an entirely different vibe despite looking and playing the exact same as Storm Island.
From the looks of the thumbnail alone it looks exactly the same as FH3’s Hot Wheels expansion too. Brightly-colored orange tracks twisting and twirling over a jungle and general tropical setting. I can’t imagine this being any different; no matter how they change up the layout, it’s still just going to be driving around on plastic orange tracks.
As far as I’m concerned this is the final nail in the coffin. This is where I get off. I’m done with Forza Horizon for the time being. I’ll eventually get around to it maybe (I was one of the clowns that bought Premium and thus get this recycling bin of a DLC for free) but right now I’m completely convinced Horizon is beyond redemption. No matter how bad I thought it would get, it just kept getting worse.
The lack of a new gameplay loop, minimally improved map, no progression, obnoxiously g-rated vibe, terrible and short soundtrack, appealing to the CCP, I really was completely mentally shaken on how terrible this game overall turned out. It’s not gonna kill anyone but if you’re coming to Horizon 5 expecting a grounded, car-focused experience with a bit of sublime autophile fantasy sprinkled over it, this isn’t your game.
Obviously in the grand scheme of Forza, me and how I think the game should be handled doesn’t matter at all. But personally to win me back it’s going to take a LOT of work that I don’t think PGG has the desire or energy to put in. It’s all about the money a game will pull in nowadays, and casuals who can’t seem to stop bragging about Horizon’s pretty landscapes and have a complete ignorance of cars seem to keep flowing in the cash.
Feel free to keep playing guys, but don’t complain when the rotting corpse of this franchise begins to start smelling.