Dear Turn 10/MS Studios/All!
I love Forza Horizon 2, just like I loved previous Forza games. I love driving in it, tuning, shooting photos, and all, BUT there is one “feature” I hate; which is so annoying for me, I could set my whole Xbox on fire.
And this is Ben, the host of the festival, the guy who is speaking after every race, before every championship and so on. First of all, he gives the most useless information he could. Like: “if you want to win, you have to maintain your speed” - WHOA, who would have thought! Before every championship, he says that this type of car is the best and the most exciting; and after that, he says that I am the king of the roads for winning the championship. And don’t forget about those useless informations about “If you win this next race, you will be the champion” before every 4th race in championships - however, if I will be the last, I still win the championship, because I am more than 20 points ahead the other guys…
Okay, okay, I calm down, he just want to help me, and make the experience better. Like Jeremy Clarkson did in FM5. I have just 2 problems with this: first, he is not f—ing Jeremy Clarkson, he is an annoying useless-meaningless guy; and second, his speeches are unskippable! I know, the intros, speeches of the Top Gear team and things like that were unskippable since the first Forza Motorsport, but they were never so annoying like this guy. For example, the first intro of the game (where the girl is counting to 10) and after that, when the ferry is arriving to the festival; those are awesome. We can’t skip those too, but they are super-exciting and awesome. Not like Ben. Ben is like a retarded cousin, who always comes to your parties, because your parents said that you have to invite him; and you have to play with him, because he is a guy just like you. And you play with him too, and you don’t hate him because he is who he is, but you would ignore him, if you could… Just like Ben: if I could skip his talkings - or, at least go towards in the menu while he is speaking - I would be so happy.
The other “you have to listen to me, even if you know what I want to tell you”-like speeches are when I first enter my garage, and the woman (as I remember, it is not Ben, it was a woman’s voice, forgive me if I’m wrong) tells me EVERYTHING. I go to the wheels section and she says: “Wheels are the most important parts of a car blablablabla no one listens to meblablabla”. I have never thought they are. I just wanted to install new rims on my car, b–ch!!!
So, what I wanted to tell: developers, please, please, PLEASE allow us to skip these speeches. Or at least, do not force us to wait, until Ben or the woman finishes, he/she could continue what they are telling us, but we want to continue in the menu/racing/whatever too.
And players like me: please tell me, I’m not the only one who is suffering from these…
Have a great day, and keep up the good work!