My butt itches

like the title states…it does!! since everyone seems to be complaining and i find myself enjoying the blank out of FM7 i thought i would join the ranks of complainers and whine about the only problem i have. I know the mods are watching over us so i must add that my butt only seems to itch when i play FM7 it never did when i played FM6 or FM5 or even FM4, FM3 there was a hint of an itch butt it never materialized into anything note worthy. i must add that FM2 was also itch proof and also my profile doesnt show it … the OG FM was the bomb and only itched once. Seems everytime i get rammed by Club Members in multiplayer that is when my butt itches the most, especially when these so called Club members not only have been around some time they also have faster times on the leaderboard than most. Butt yet everytime i see crashing in turn 1 or turn 10 no pun intended it seems to always be the same ones. New players and even Horizon players may take their actions as what is suppose to happen at a Forza 7 game and continue the knowledge these so called good players show. It always seem when this issue is brought up it gets thrown under a rug so to say because of their ranking, i say it is just one of the root cause these New players are learning from. Watch and learn baby Watch and learn. my only complaint of any Forza i have played and it makes my butt ITCH!!

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Scratch it.

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They have a cream for butt itch,buy some.

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Now just tune in some Itchy n Scratchy and your all set.

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Isn’t there an app for available?

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You can get tablets for worms…

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From most leading pet stores …

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Petco where the pets go.

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Just don’t scratch your face in the morning.

Because the man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

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Nice …

Can you sleep in latex gloves?

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And the award for “click-bate”yest forum title goes to…

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the most click baited*

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Well at least your butt isn’t leaking like the memory in FM7…

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Best answer yet :+1:

I would wash it before itching it though.

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