Forum toxicity? The important question

What’s a Cowboys favourite car?

Audi, partner.

lol

Happy whatever!

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A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?”

The blond cop replies, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” “Oh yeah,” says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”

Cheers!

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Silly jokes but they were needed! :nerd_face::nerd_face:

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Agreed :+1:

Although I shudder to think what George is going to make of all this unnecessary frivolity. :wink:

Btw - A quick heads-up for anyone who’s left it a bit late…

Tesco are giving away free Christmas turkeys to anyone who can outrun their security guards.

:slight_smile:

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Reminds me of my local Tesco store where someone casually walked in, took the 65 inch TV of the shelf, walks past the security guard and says “cheers mate, catch you later”…!

Guard replied “thanks pal…”

True story.

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as someone who works in a supermarket, stuff like this drives me nuts. I wish i could just tackle the kind of people and say screw the consequences.

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Neither you nor the security guard are getting paid enough to put your lives on the line for the sake of some stock item that the company pays insurance for anyway. And the guy stealing; you don’t know his circumstances. He might be desperate. Observe, report, and keep breathing. That’s actually what the security guard is doing too, because that’s his job description. He’s there to protect the customers and staff, not the stock. If something more serious than shoplifting goes down, the best thing either of you can do is stay safe, keep others safe, and be a good witness. As Chief Wiggum once said, “I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after 'em.”

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That guard should have been rewarded . A raise or something.

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How many Horizon drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They smash through it, and it respawns after a few minutes.

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An English, Irish, and Scottish Forza Player are to be put into a gas chamber, and they are all allowed an hour to play their favourite game.

The English man says… “I’m going to create the best vinyl ever made!”

The Irish man says “I’m going to get the best time on Goliath ever made!”

The Scottish man says “I’m going to make the best tunes ever made!”

The English, and Irish man ask why?

The Scottish man says “Because Tunes help you breath more easily!”

You have to be old to get that joke!

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FH5

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That AI car has no nose. How does it drive?

Terrible. I must be playing FH5.

Matrix Resurrection wins movie of the year

I guess no one gets my joke yet :frowning:

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I’m waiting for it to come out on Blu Ray.

How many T10/MSFT guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Pay them $100 and sit in the dark to wait. Lol.

I liked the Matrix joke.

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I rammed into the food carts but they didn’t explode…? Not sure what to do. Am I invincible?

I’ve been playing Forza for too long, I watched this video, and thought at the end that the car was going to jump through a Danger Sign…

I had to remove the steering wheel from my pants, they were driving me nuts !!

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