A small third party software developed by you to display telemetry on a device (windows and/or Android). I know that there are already some lame programs developed by nice community members but please, you are still big and powerful enough to offer your game this kind of third party application when you offer yourself a UDP telemetry function in your settings. Outsource this task to an intern if you have to, but it’s only a matter of a few days and not much money invested given the ridiculous size of the task.