[public domain trip hop beat]
[a balding man in his late 30’s but dressed like a teenager with a backwards hat indoors on a secretlab chair appears, for some reason there are purple neon lights in the background and g-fuel]
[grating fake enthusiastic voice]
YO WHAT’S UP YOUTUBE, IT’S YA BOY ANTHRAX CAAAAAAAAAAAT
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First of all, I’d like to thank our sponsor. Forget what you know about mobile gaming
[insert the whole script here]
Anyway, jump at basejump danger sign (it’s at Horizon Rush outpost in the north) with an Aston Martin Vantage. Here’s the treasure location. It ain’t exactly hidden as it’s right in front of the statue.
[/public domain triphop]
